Caveman

A man’s man with the beard to prove it, Caveman comes at you from a true biker's perspective. Originating from parts unknown, Caveman is best suited in a rap-free environment, preferably one abundant in Tennessee whisky and attractive females that are aggressive in nature. He is attracted to fire and fuel-air mixtures and is known to carry a large amount of mechanical knowledge. He often hits people over the head with said information if he feels they need it. (In some cases Caveman has demonstrated an ability to do it without using the information).

When the place is rockin’, Caveman is probably there supervising the playlist. Eyewitness accounts describe seeing blocks of Metal being heaved at crowds and swinging Black Oak Arkansas at bike events.